Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gary Delaney, Harriet Dyer, Hayley Ellis
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Consett Rugby Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Alnwick Playhouse
Price: £17.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Stuart Mitchell: Tips Not Included
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: £17.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Stuart Mitchell: Tips Not Included
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: £19.25
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Stuart Mitchell: Tips Not Included
Date: Fri 2 May 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £18.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 2 May 2025
Venue: Consett Rugby Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Family Show with Danny, Mick & Clive
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Consett Rugby Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Part of the Consett Comedy Festival
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Julian Clary: A Fistful Of Clary
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
An Audience with Mick Miller
Date: Sun 4 May 2025
Venue: Consett Rugby Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Horatio Gould: Return of the Space Cowboy
Date: Sun 4 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £15.00
Show starts: 17:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 7 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 8 May 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £17.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 8 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nathan Caton: My Big Fat Blasian Wedding
Date: Sat 10 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 17:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jenny Eclair: Jokes Jokes Jokes Live!
Date: Sat 10 May 2025
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: £25.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 11 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Lauren Pattison: Big Girl Pants
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
MC Hammersmith: The MC Stands for Middle Class
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mark Steel: The Leopard In My House
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rob Copland: Gimme (One With Everything)
Date: Fri 16 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Alphabetti Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Benji Waterhouse: You Don't Have to Be Mad to Work Here
Date: Fri 16 May 2025
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Book Tour
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Harry Hill: New Bits & Greatest Hits
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Danny Baker: Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy!
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 18 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 21 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Alphabetti Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
MC Hammersmith: The MC Stands for Middle Class
Date: Thu 22 May 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Alphabetti Theatre
Price: £16
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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