Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Horatio Gould: Return of the Space Cowboy
Date: Sun 4 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £15.00
Show starts: 17:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 7 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kiell Smith-Bynoe and Friends: Kool Story Bro
Date: Thu 8 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Northern Stage
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 8 May 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £17.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 8 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nathan Caton: My Big Fat Blasian Wedding
Date: Sat 10 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 17:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jenny Eclair: Jokes Jokes Jokes Live!
Date: Sat 10 May 2025
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: £25.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 11 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sun 11 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £16.50
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
MC Hammersmith: The MC Stands for Middle Class
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lauren Pattison: Big Girl Pants
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hilarity Bitesize
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Newton Aycliffe Steam Machine Brewing Co
Price: £10
New Act & new material night with Marc Jennings, Peter Edge, Catherine Young
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Geoff Norcott: Work in Progress
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: £15.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mark Steel: The Leopard In My House
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rob Copland: Gimme (One With Everything)
Date: Fri 16 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Alphabetti Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Benji Waterhouse: You Don't Have to Be Mad to Work Here
Date: Fri 16 May 2025
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Book Tour
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hilarity Bites Comedy Club
Date: Fri 16 May 2025
Venue: Bishop Auckland Town Hall
Price: £11
Comics: Lou Conran, Sean Moran, Susan Murray
Hilarity Bites Comedy Club. Plus: Al Stevenson
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Danny Baker: Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy!
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Harry Hill: New Bits & Greatest Hits
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 18 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nish Kumar: Nish, Don’t Kill My Vibe
Date: Mon 19 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 21 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Alphabetti Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
MC Hammersmith: The MC Stands for Middle Class
Date: Thu 22 May 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Shoe Cake Comedy Club
Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: Stockton-On-Tees Georgian Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
With the Discount Comedy Checkout improv group
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Alphabetti Theatre
Price: £16
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lauren Pattison: Big Girl Pants
Date: Tue 27 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 28 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mark Steel: The Leopard In My House
Date: Wed 28 May 2025
Venue: Sunderland The Fire Station
Price: £23
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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