Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Shabaz Ali: I Am Rich You Are Poor
Date: Sat 8 Mar 2025
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lauren Pattison: Big Girl Pants
Date: Sat 8 Mar 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 9 Mar 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Rob Auton: The Eyes Open and Shut Show
Date: Sun 9 Mar 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £17.50
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 10 Mar 2025
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 11 Mar 2025
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Alnwick Playhouse
Price: £35.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Darlington Forum Music Centre
Price: £12
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Russell Hicks: Happy To Be Here
Date: Fri 14 Mar 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 14 Mar 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Bethany Black, Elaine Robertson, Rick Molland
Date: Fri 14 Mar 2025
Venue: Bishop Auckland Town Hall
Price: £11
Hilarity Bites Comedy Club
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Arthur Smith and Clare Ferguson Walker: : Two Poets and a Packet of Crisps
Date: Sat 15 Mar 2025
Venue: Newcastle Gosforth Civic Theatre
Price: £22.70
Ania Magliano: Forgive Me, Father
Date: Sat 15 Mar 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 17:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Eshaan Akbar: I Can’t Get No Satisfakshaan
Date: Sat 15 Mar 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Carl Hutchinson: Today Years Old
Date: Mon 17 Mar 2025
Venue: Sunderland The Fire Station
Price: £24
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray The Pub Landlord: Guv Island
Date: Thu 20 Mar 2025
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 21 Mar 2025
Venue: Whitley Bay Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 22 Mar 2025
Venue: Whitley Bay Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Shabaz Ali: I Am Rich You Are Poor
Date: Sat 22 Mar 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 17:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 22 Mar 2025
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 22 Mar 2025
Venue: Stockton-On-Tees Georgian Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Shoe Cake Comedy Club Presents...
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 22 Mar 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Globe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 23 Mar 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £15.00
Show starts: 17:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Paddy McGuinness: Nearly There
Date: Sun 23 Mar 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Globe Theatre
Price: £32.75 to £83.90
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Huge Davies: Album For My Ancestors (Dead)
Date: Thu 27 Mar 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 27 Mar 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £32.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 28 Mar 2025
Venue: Washington Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 28 Mar 2025
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 28 Mar 2025
Venue: Newcastle Utilita Arena
Price: £29.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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