Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Julian Clary: A Fistful Of Clary
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
An Audience with Mick Miller
Date: Sun 4 May 2025
Venue: Consett Rugby Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Horatio Gould: Return of the Space Cowboy
Date: Sun 4 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £15.00
Show starts: 17:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 7 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 8 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 8 May 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £17.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nathan Caton: My Big Fat Blasian Wedding
Date: Sat 10 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 17:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jenny Eclair: Jokes Jokes Jokes Live!
Date: Sat 10 May 2025
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: £25.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 11 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
MC Hammersmith: The MC Stands for Middle Class
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mark Steel: The Leopard In My House
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rob Copland: Gimme (One With Everything)
Date: Fri 16 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Alphabetti Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Benji Waterhouse: You Don't Have to Be Mad to Work Here
Date: Fri 16 May 2025
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Book Tour
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Harry Hill: New Bits & Greatest Hits
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Danny Baker: Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy!
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
MC Hammersmith: The MC Stands for Middle Class
Date: Thu 22 May 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 24 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 28 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 30 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 31 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Rhod Gilbert & The Giant Grapefruit
Date: Thu 5 Jun 2025
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: £35.00
Date: Sun 8 Jun 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £15
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Jun 2025
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Jun 2025
Venue: Sunderland Empire
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Danny Baker: Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy!
Date: Fri 20 Jun 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 21 Jun 2025
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rhys Darby: The Legend Returns
Date: Fri 27 Jun 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 23 Aug 2025
Venue: Newcastle Utilita Arena
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 18:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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