Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Wed 4 Jun 2025
Venue: Darlington Theatre Hullabaloo
Price: £19
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Wed 16 Jul 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £18
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 31 Oct 2025
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 1 Nov 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 2 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Carl Hutchinson: Today Years Old
Date: Fri 24 Jan 2025
Venue: Consett Rugby Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 25 Jan 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £15.00
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 25 Jan 2025
Venue: Yarm Princess Alexandra Auditorium
Price: £34.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Russell Hicks: Happy To Be Here
Date: Sun 26 Jan 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sun 26 Jan 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £16.60
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 28 Jan 2025
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: £23.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ben Elton: Authentic Stupidity
Date: Wed 29 Jan 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Globe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 29 Jan 2025
Venue: Alnwick Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 29 Jan 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 30 Jan 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Thu 30 Jan 2025
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Sat 1 Feb 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Globe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 1 Feb 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £12.00 to £18.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Craig Campbell, Patrick Draper, Tom Little, Lee Kyle
Date: Sat 1 Feb 2025
Venue: Darlington Forum Music Centre
Price: £12
Hilarity Bites Comedy Club
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 2 Feb 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £16.60
Two shows: 4pm and 8.30pm
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 5 Feb 2025
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 5 Feb 2025
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sophie Duker: But Daddy I Love Her
Date: Thu 6 Feb 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £17.50
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Carl Hutchinson: Today Years Old
Date: Fri 7 Feb 2025
Venue: Darlington Hippodrome
Price: £18
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 7 Feb 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 7 Feb 2025
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 8 Feb 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 8 Feb 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 8 Feb 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 9 Feb 2025
Venue: Alnwick Playhouse
Price: £35.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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