Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
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Date: Sun 20 Apr 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £18
Show starts: 17:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Wed 4 Jun 2025
Venue: Darlington Theatre Hullabaloo
Price: £19
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Wed 16 Jul 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £18
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 31 Oct 2025
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 1 Nov 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 2 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Huge Davies: Album For My Ancestors (Dead)
Date: Thu 27 Mar 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 27 Mar 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: £32.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 28 Mar 2025
Venue: Washington Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 28 Mar 2025
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 28 Mar 2025
Venue: Newcastle Utilita Arena
Price: £29.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 30 Mar 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Justin Moorhouse: The Greatest Performance of My Life
Date: Tue 1 Apr 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 2 Apr 2025
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alex Mitchell: Tics Towards Puffection
Date: Wed 2 Apr 2025
Venue: Alnwick Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alex Mitchell: Tics Towards Puffection
Date: Thu 3 Apr 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 3 Apr 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Globe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alex Mitchell: Tics Towards Puffection
Date: Fri 4 Apr 2025
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alex Mitchell: Tics Towards Puffection
Date: Sat 5 Apr 2025
Venue: Newcastle Dance City
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Sat 5 Apr 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Globe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dan Antopolski, Dee Allum, James Cook
Date: Sat 5 Apr 2025
Venue: Darlington Forum Music Centre
Price: £12
Hilarity Bites Comedy Club. Plus: Andy Fury
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Geoff Norcott: Work in Progress
Date: Sat 5 Apr 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £15.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Geoff Norcott: Work in Progress
Date: Sat 5 Apr 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £15.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
David Eagle, Matt Reed, Seymour Mace
Date: Mon 7 Apr 2025
Venue: Newcastle Cluny 2
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Dirt Mouth Comedy Club. Plus: Deage Paxton, Lauren Stone, Anja Atkinson, Shay Raper
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sean McLoughlin: White Elephant
Date: Tue 8 Apr 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £14
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Celeste Barber: Back Up Dancer
Date: Wed 9 Apr 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: £33.50 to £42.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
An Evening With Phil Rosenthal of Somebody Feed Phil
Date: Thu 10 Apr 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 11 Apr 2025
Venue: Newcastle Northern Stage
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Aaron Simmonds, Chris Washington
Date: Fri 11 Apr 2025
Venue: Bishop Auckland Town Hall
Price: £11
Hilarity Bites Comedy Club. Plus: Jon Pearson
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 14 Apr 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £16
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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