Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
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Date: Sun 20 Apr 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £18
Show starts: 17:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Wed 4 Jun 2025
Venue: Darlington Theatre Hullabaloo
Price: £19
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Wed 16 Jul 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £18
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 31 Oct 2025
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 1 Nov 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 2 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 16 Apr 2025
Venue: Newcastle Alphabetti Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Kurtis Conner: The Goodfellow World Tour
Date: Thu 17 Apr 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Canadian comedian, YouTuber and podcaster
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hilarity Bitesize
Date: Thu 17 Apr 2025
Venue: Newton Aycliffe Steam Machine Brewing Co
Price: £10
Comics: Philip Simon, Danny Deegan
New act & new material night. Plus: Mike Wardley
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 18 Apr 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Gavin Webster, Lauren Pattison, Louise Young
Date: Tue 22 Apr 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Free
Radio 4 stand-up recording
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 24 Apr 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 25 Apr 2025
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: £28.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kane Brown: Don't Listen To Me
Date: Sat 26 Apr 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £18.50 to £33.50
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Richard Herring: Can I Have My Ball Back?
Date: Sat 26 Apr 2025
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Richard Herring: Can I Have My Ball Back?
Date: Sun 27 Apr 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Stuart Mitchell: Tips Not Included
Date: Tue 29 Apr 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gary Delaney, Harriet Dyer, Hayley Ellis
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Consett Rugby Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Alnwick Playhouse
Price: £17.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Stuart Mitchell: Tips Not Included
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: £19.25
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 2 May 2025
Venue: Consett Rugby Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Stuart Mitchell: Tips Not Included
Date: Fri 2 May 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £18.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Family Show with Danny, Mick & Clive
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Consett Rugby Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Part of the Consett Comedy Festival
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Julian Clary: A Fistful Of Clary
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Consett Rugby Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alistair Barrie, Sully O'Sullivan
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Darlington Forum Music Centre
Price: £12
Hilarity Bites Comedy Club
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Steffen Peddie Should Know Better
Date: Sun 4 May 2025
Venue: Consett Rugby Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 12:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
An Audience with Mick Miller
Date: Sun 4 May 2025
Venue: Consett Rugby Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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