Nick Helm is the greatest living all-round entertainer of his or any generation, living or dead, and he’s coming to a town near you. What are you going to tell your grandkids? That you were busy that night? Well get ready for your grandkids to stare at you with a complete lack of comprehension. You’ll be considered, locally, an idiot. From now on, every time you catch your own reflection in a car window or the back of an old DVD, you’ll think yourself a wally.
So chill the eff out, wind your effing neck in and buy an effing ticket. They’re affordable and there’s an interval to buy refreshments and to look at your fellow audience members with a cocked head asking “Did he just change our lives?” Relent to him. He. Is. Your. New. God. You can run and you can hide, but no one gets out alive.
Upcoming Dates
Date: Fri 12 Sep 2025
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Sep 2025
Venue: Cambridge Junction
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 14 Sep 2025
Venue: Canterbury Gulbenkian Theatre
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Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 18 Sep 2025
Venue: Bath Rondo Theatre
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Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 19 Sep 2025
Venue: Corsham Pound Arts Centre
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Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 24 Sep 2025
Venue: ArtsDepot
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Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 26 Sep 2025
Venue: Reading South Street Arts Centre
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Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 27 Sep 2025
Venue: Exeter Barnfield Theatre
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Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 28 Sep 2025
Venue: Bristol Tobacco Factory Theatres
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Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 4 Oct 2025
Venue: Aberystwyth Arts Centre
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Date: Thu 9 Oct 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
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Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 10 Oct 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
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Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 11 Oct 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 12 Oct 2025
Venue: Harrogate Theatre
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Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 16 Oct 2025
Venue: Leeds Glee Club
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 17 Oct 2025
Venue: Hull Truck Theatre
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Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 23 Oct 2025
Venue: Nottingham Arts Theatre
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 25 Oct 2025
Venue: Brighton Dome
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Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 29 Oct 2025
Venue: Southampton The Attic
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Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 4 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
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Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 5 Nov 2025
Venue: Glasgow Stand
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Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 6 Nov 2025
Venue: Edinburgh Monkey Barrel
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 9 Nov 2025
Venue: Norwich Epic Studios
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 12 Nov 2025
Venue: Dublin Sugar Club
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Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 13 Nov 2025
Venue: Belfast The Limelight
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Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 15 Nov 2025
Venue: Stafford Gatehouse Theatre and Met Studio
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Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 16 Nov 2025
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 19 Nov 2025
Venue: Sheffield The Leadmill
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 20 Nov 2025
Venue: Pocklington Arts Centre
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Venue: Leamington Spa Royal Spa Centre
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Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 23 Nov 2025
Venue: St Albans Alban Arena
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 26 Nov 2025
Venue: Cardiff Glee Club
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Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 27 Nov 2025
Venue: Swansea Taliesin Arts Centre
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Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 29 Nov 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
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Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)