Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Wed 4 Jun 2025
Venue: Darlington Theatre Hullabaloo
Price: £19
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Wed 16 Jul 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £18
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 31 Oct 2025
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 1 Nov 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 2 Nov 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Justin Moorhouse: The Greatest Performance of My Life
Date: Sat 22 Feb 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 22 Feb 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Arc
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alex Boardman, Allyson June Smith
Date: Sat 22 Feb 2025
Venue: Hartlepool Town Hall Theatre
Price: £13.00
Hot Potato Comedy Club. Plus: Dean Coughlin, Zubair Asghar
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ignacio Lopez: Señor Self-Destruct
Date: Sun 23 Feb 2025
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Jenny Eclair: Jokes Jokes Jokes Live!
Date: Sun 23 Feb 2025
Venue: Alnwick Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ignacio Lopez: Señor Self-Destruct
Date: Mon 24 Feb 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Tue 25 Feb 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ignacio Lopez: Señor Self-Destruct
Date: Wed 26 Feb 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Juan Solo's Excellent Adventures in Space!
Date: Wed 26 Feb 2025
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: £14.00
Kids' show
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
George Lewis: The Best Thing You'll Ever Do
Date: Wed 26 Feb 2025
Venue: Sunderland The Fire Station
Price: £18
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ignacio Lopez: Señor Self-Destruct
Date: Thu 27 Feb 2025
Venue: Alnwick Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 28 Feb 2025
Venue: Newcastle Alphabetti Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 1 Mar 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: 16:00
Date: Sat 1 Mar 2025
Venue: Darlington Forum Music Centre
Price: £12
Hilarity Bites Comedy Club. Plus: Howard Walker, Jeannie Jones
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 2 Mar 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sun 2 Mar 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £17.60 (£15.40 concs)
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 3 Mar 2025
Venue: Newcastle Cluny 2
Price: £15
Dirt Mouth Comedy Club. Plus: Deage Paxton, Dean Coughlin, Ben Crompton, Anja Atkinson
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 6 Mar 2025
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lou Sanders: No Kissing in the Bingo Hall
Date: Thu 6 Mar 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 7 Mar 2025
Venue: Newcastle Northern Stage
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 7 Mar 2025
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: £17.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 7 Mar 2025
Venue: Gateshead The Central
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Plus: Connor Read, James Kilvington, Pheebs Stephenson
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 7 Mar 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Globe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 8 Mar 2025
Venue: Newcastle Northern Stage
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 8 Mar 2025
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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