What Godzilla does for a living
Tweets of the week
Who would have guessed that the hill the Tories chose to die on would be William Hill?#CCHQ #Corrupt #ToryWipeout2024
— Hugh Osborne (@Available4Panto) June 20, 2024
I don't like the fact that Godwin gets his own Law. Sounds exactly like something Hitler would do.
— Jason (@NickMotown) June 18, 2024
Pat Nevin reckons I'm obsessed with football. Sorry, not Pat Nevin, I meant my girlfriend.
— cluedont (@cluedont) June 21, 2024
I can't stop thinking about the Somerset based staff of Butlins. There they are, living rentfree in Minehead.
— Psinha (@paulybengali) June 21, 2024
Godzilla's mum doesn't know what he does for a living. When she asks, he tells her he's "something big in the city"
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) June 20, 2024
You eat here using a knife and 4K. pic.twitter.com/ov6VwGJPKg
— Graham (@GrahamOfTheDead) June 15, 2024
Music FACT: For security reasons, Kenny Loggins changes his name every 28 days.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) June 21, 2024
No one gazes long into the abyss any more. They take a picture of it on their phone, intending to gaze into it later, but never get around to it.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) June 17, 2024
Published: 22 Jun 2024