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Saw the phrase "the mystery of Easter" and I assume it is why the foil which fits around a whole Easter egg doesn't then cover half of the same egg.
— Annie Way (@Anniewritess) March 29, 2024

Make Easter easier by swapping the t for an i. @twoptwips
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) March 25, 2024

The reason the Troubles ended when they did is because Catholics couldn’t have beef on Good Friday
— Vittorio (@vittorioangelon) March 29, 2024

It's a sad fact, but every year more than 50 tourists starve to death in the glass maze located near the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Every. Damn. Year. pic.twitter.com/miHDFQcecW
— Daniel???????????????????????????????? ॐ (@DannyDutch) March 28, 2024

They’re about to 1, 2, 3….wheeee! him, aren’t they? pic.twitter.com/3XXe6Y4bYK
— Alistair Barrie (@AlistairBarrie) March 26, 2024

People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura
— Michael Hogan (@michaelhogan) March 24, 2024

just make the entire table out of coaster
— mark normand (@marknorm) March 28, 2024

The most complex person I’ve ever met was a hen farmer. He had many many layers
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) March 29, 2024

I do actually blame 5G a lot for my health issues. Mainly because that was the form I was in at school when I discovered alcohol.
— Jason (@NickMotown) March 29, 2024