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This year Valentine's Day is in the middle of Lent. And 'lent' is in the middle of 'Valentine's Day'.
— T'Other Simon - Off To Leicester Comedy Festival (@TOther_Simon) February 14, 2024

I got mugged by 6 dwarves last night…

Not Happy.
— mariana Z (@mariana057) February 13, 2024

How do KFC make their popcorn chicken so shiny? Kernel sanders
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) February 12, 2024

Settled on a name for my bafflingly aggressive butter substitute: Fool If You Think It’s Clover.
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) February 14, 2024

What do professional raft builders do on their team away days?
— Josh Pugh (@JoshPughComic) February 16, 2024

Idea for a film: A story which can be told quite easily in an hour and a half.
— Jason (@NickMotown) February 12, 2024

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— CEEFAUX (@ceefaux) February 13, 2024

But they're BOTH so OLD! Gandalf can barely remember his passwords and even forgot that people called him Gandalf (yikes), while Saruman betrayed the Free Peoples of middle-earth and led an insurrection that stormed Helm's Deep. You can see how they're equally bad choices. pic.twitter.com/NL60WbpYUD
— JRR Jokien (@joshcarlosjosh) February 15, 2024

The vibe at this seafood stall is a bit standoffish.
— Jason (@NickMotown) February 15, 2024

You gotta wonder sometimes if dad jokes are actually just mom jokes repeated by a guy in a louder voice
— Amy Colleen (@sewistwrites) February 15, 2024