How old is Robert Smith!
Tweets of the week
Robert Smith is 64 today. That's a lot of years at the kohl face.
— Geraint (@geraintgriffith) April 21, 2023
Johnny Ball's brother Eddie was killed by a cannibal :-(
— T'Other Simon (@TOther_Simon) April 18, 2023
My James Bond take is that there needs to be an agent 404 who cannot be found
— Celya AB (@abcelya) April 19, 2023
Do you reckon the staff at Timpsons ever sing 'The Timpsons' to the tune of The Simpsons? I hope so.
— Tom Little, your friend and hero. (@ThisIsTomLittle) April 21, 2023
— Peter Guy (@Getintothis) April 19, 2023
Good riddance, Blue Tick. Mortal enemy of the Red Cross.
— Andy White - Comedian (He/Him) (@AndyJWhite) April 21, 2023
Warren G used to be called Warren T but his name ran out after two years when he forgot to renew it
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) April 21, 2023
Did you know that 'Weetabix' gets its name from the French 'huit heures bix' or '8 o'clock biscuits'?
— James Cook (@jamesecook) April 21, 2023
interviewer: describe yourself in one word
— alien skier (@clichedout) April 18, 2023
me: great listener
Published: 21 Apr 2023