Tweets of the week

Quote of the week

‘I’m fucking brilliant at comedy’ Jayde Adams, speaking to The Sun

Tweets and toots of the week

I bought a block of Cathedral cheese SO BIG that my fridge has been given city status

— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) November 15, 2022

Whoever invented Zorbing must be rolling in it.

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) November 16, 2022

Just hit my thumb with a hammer. Stupid pandemic and Putin's war.

— Milton Jones (@themiltonjones) November 18, 2022

If I was John Parrot I’d just repeat exactly what the other snooker commentator had just said.

— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) November 17, 2022

I've reached a compromise. I'll watch the world cup but in my head I'll be singing "It's bumming home". Conscience now clear.

— Paul Sinha (@paulsinha) November 15, 2022

MUSIC FACT: The Marmalade - Edinburgh Fringe 2010 at Chortle.co.uk">Jam And Marmalade both started out covering Bread.

— Gareth George - Groan Man (@groanman2020) November 17, 2022

I’m in a band called ‘The Children’s Masks’. We cover The Small Faces.

— Gareth George - Groan Man (@groanman2020) November 17, 2022

Published: 18 Nov 2022