How Se7en could have been scarier...
Tweets of the week
Tweets of the week
My doctor says I should lose five kilograms, but it's not written in stone.
— Gareth George - Groan Man (@groanman2020) November 5, 2022
Welcome to car thieves anonymous. Please take a Seat.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) November 9, 2022
I spent all days recording my part in the new My Little Pony movie so I’m sorry if my voice is a little horse.
— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) November 11, 2022
the letter C was invented when the letter I tried to suck its own dick
— FRO VO (@fro_vo) November 12, 2022
[job interview]
— Ian Power (@IHPower) November 10, 2022
"You list 'straight-talking' as a quality on your CV. Would you care to elaborate?"
"No, it's fucking obvious."
the dad in a gravy advert watching his child taking the last roast potato pic.twitter.com/PDdR2cg1hV
— BRYN_BORANGA (@BRYN_BORANGA) November 9, 2022
They could've made getting Gwyneth's Paltrow’s head in a box much worse for Brad Pitt in the movie Seven, by not putting enough stamps on it and making him pick it up from the depot with a surplus to pay.
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) November 11, 2022
Thieves going store to store shoplifting clothes in size order.
— mariana Z (@mariana057) November 11, 2022
Police say they're still at large.
Pretty sure I know more about the Dunning-Kruger effect than anyone else does.
— Simon, off of the Plastic Jeezus. (@TOther_Simon) November 12, 2022
Published: 12 Nov 2022
