Tweets of the week

Tweets of the week

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— Max Kashevsky (@MaxKashevsky) October 24, 2022

No-one knew how to say the name of my friend Dedat Thaseen. He was hit by a car yesterday. He was pronounced dead at the scene

— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) October 23, 2022

"I hate being half bicycle, half motorcycle" he moped

— Jess ♡ (@JessyBear2555) October 24, 2022

A palindromedary camel has the same number of humps going backwards or forwards.

— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) October 22, 2022

Getting mythology wrong is my Hercules ankle.

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) October 28, 2022

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I hope the Archbishop of Canterbury looks after himself. I’m concerned for his Wellby-ing.

— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) October 29, 2022

I'm creating a new perfume for introverts.

It's called: Leave Me The Fu Cologne.

— mariana Z (@mariana057) October 23, 2022

There's no 'I' in team, but there's an 'H' in Steps.

— Gareth George - Groan Man (@groanman2020) October 25, 2022

Unsettle the trick-or-treat kids at your door by congratulating the one in the highly realistic ghost outfit, while talking to an empty space behind the others.

— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) October 28, 2022

I got my first real six-string
Bought it at the five-and-dime
Played it till my fingers bled
Was a cheese grater now I come to think of it.

— Jason (@NickMotown) October 26, 2022

Published: 29 Oct 2022