Tweets of the week

Tweets of the week

Apparently Kwasi Kwarteng had trouble getting a seat on the plane cos nobody wanted him anywhere near business or economy

— Ped (@_iPed) October 14, 2022

ANGELA LANSBURY FACT: A lot of people think she was in the film 'Gaslight' (1944) but she wasn't.

— Tom Little, your friend and hero. (@ThisIsTomLittle) October 11, 2022

Have the Tories thought about having a guest leader each week?

— J Farrers (@Jfarrers) October 14, 2022

Suppositories aren't my favourite medication, but they're right up there.

— Gareth George - Groan Man (@groanman2020) October 13, 2022

Does anyone know how to give up dressing like a pirate? I tried patches but they made it worse.

— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) October 12, 2022

It’s actually nosferavous because the vampire is older than me

— Celya AB (@abcelya) October 13, 2022

If you fart and cum at the same time your vagina takes a screenshot.

— Sam Whyte (@SamWhyte) October 11, 2022

Exorcist actress Linda Blair was apparently a perfectly normal girl until Hollywood turned her head

— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) October 13, 2022

For making myxomatoasties… pic.twitter.com/96oNCACqz0

— Flups (@TheRealFlups) October 14, 2022

Published: 14 Oct 2022