Tweets of the week

Tweets of the week

Who called it roadkill and not meals on wheels?

— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) August 23, 2022

It's a close call between "English" and "GB News" for the channel with the most raw sewage.

— Paul Sinha (@paulsinha) August 21, 2022

This is a perfect joke. pic.twitter.com/LeaewElnoW

— Live Fast Si Young (@iamsimonyoung) August 25, 2022

Just been stung by nettles. £125 for a signed Bergerac DVD.

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) August 22, 2022

"200 degrees, that’s why they call me Mr Fahrenheit"

200 degrees? PROFESSOR Fahrenheit surely?

— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) August 23, 2022

My friend just accurately described the Myers–Briggs test as "astrology for coworkers"

— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) August 25, 2022

Roses are red,
Violets are indigo,
I've just invented a word,
It's mermindigo.

— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) August 23, 2022

Autocorrect can suck my dice.

— Ignacio Lopez (@comedylopez) August 25, 2022

Published: 27 Aug 2022