I shouldn't have slagged off U2...

Tweets of the week

Do we have a name for the scandal surrounding Trump’s FBI search yet? #Margate
— David QC (@DavidMuttering) August 9, 2022

Sorry but how is Schrodinger still famous? He literally did one thing and all it was was going "Dunno" when asked whether a cat was alive. I've done 7 Edinburgh shows, this is bullshit.
— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) August 9, 2022

Was just wondering why everyone calls that jihadist terror cell "The Beatles", and it turns out it's just because they were English and there were four of them? Absolutely wild thing to do. Like calling Fred and Rose West "The Ting Tings".
— Steve Hogarty (@misterbrilliant) August 11, 2022

Now I'm losing the huile d'olive https://t.co/SDlIybmJGZ
— Andrej (@AndrejNkv) August 9, 2022

It’s weird, I used to LOVE the Law of Diminishing Returns.
— Moose Allain (@MooseAllain) August 12, 2022

this stupid carbon monoxide alarm is making me dizzy and giving me a headache, does anyone know how to turn it off
— trash jones (@jzux) August 5, 2022

Made the mistake once of slagging off U2 in front of Grandmaster Flash. I forgot he was close to The Edge
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) August 11, 2022

I’ve not had any matches on the dating apps since I put ‘indicating beaches are unsafe for swimming’ as my hobby. It’s a massive red flag.
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) August 8, 2022