Tweets of the week

Tweets of the week

Oh cool I see the answer to "who polices the police" is...*checks notes*.....bus drivers, yep totally normal island we live on.

— Chris 🌈 𝙋𝙖𝙥𝙖𝙂𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝 (@_Papaglitch_) October 1, 2021

I think the next James Bond should be a woman. And an American. And a teenager. Who has magical powers. And the name of the next James Bond film should be 'Sabrina The Teenage Witch.'

— Tom Little, the greatest living comedian. (@ThisIsTomLittle) September 30, 2021

Kid Rock is the arch-nemesis of The Scissor Sisters.

— Ian Power (@IHPower) October 1, 2021

Bake Off fact reminder: Paul Hollywood is known as a silver fox because he eats voles and urinates in bins #GBBO

— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) September 28, 2021

They found this out by checking wildlife in the river and it was all big fish, little fish. https://t.co/Z6Opgz2uQo

— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) September 28, 2021

If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.

— Prof. Feynman (@ProfFeynman) September 26, 2021

There’s no such word as can’t, apart from when you’ve annoyed a cockney.

— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) September 30, 2021

Just watched my neighbour sprinkle cornflour on his allotment - the plot thickens.

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) September 19, 2021

Just had my phone incorrectly autocorrect "ducking" to "fucking," which means I’ve won, I’ve finally broken its spirit. How does failure taste, demon box.

— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) September 28, 2021

Published: 1 Oct 2021