Tweets of the week

Tweets of the week

The Queen threw a party to tell Charles he wouldn't be king. She thought it would be a great opportunity to let her heir down.

— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 (@craiguito) August 23, 2021

I’m guessing balloon animals are mostly anti-vax?

— Milton Jones (@themiltonjones) August 26, 2021

The counter you choose in Monopoly says a lot about your personality.
The Car = Go-getter
The Boot = Reliable
The Dice = Maverick

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) August 23, 2021

I’ve been described as a sex bomb because I’ve got a short fuse and explode very quickly.

— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) August 24, 2021

I've always wanted to take part in a police line-up, I suspect because I'd like to stand among various versions of my possible self and have it explicitly confirmed that I am not the worst me.

— Steven (with a ph) (@SJKSalisbury) August 20, 2021

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I believe the technical term is "merkin". pic.twitter.com/2jbtCn6tbt

— Sean Patrick (@seanptellsjokes) August 27, 2021

Published: 27 Aug 2021