Tweets of the week

Tweets of the week

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— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) July 13, 2021

You’re never too old to do whatever I just came in here for.

— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) July 14, 2021

I forgot the word for cheese so I called it dairy crack.

— Kellalena (@topaz_kell) July 15, 2021

I nearly married a Brazilian many years ago. That was a close shave.

— Ian Power (@IHPower) July 16, 2021

every white man is born like 3 thoughts away from starting a podcast

— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) July 12, 2021

i’d rather not dwell on the details, just tell the paramedics i’ve become ‘entangled’ in a domestic appliance… pic.twitter.com/lDLRXFZlI2

— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) July 10, 2021

guide to cooking spaghetti

step 1: measure out appropriate amount of spaghetti

step 2: wrong

— Stu "Pathetic, Phallusy" Nugent (@__BatCountry) July 16, 2021

Next time you encounter someone who’s depressed, why not tell them to "cheer up"? It won’t have occurred to them & they’ll appreciate the perspective

— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) July 13, 2021

Published: 16 Jul 2021