What tennis balls are missing...
Tweets of the week
Tubes of tennis balls should have serving suggestions on the side.
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) July 5, 2021
My girlfriend just said I was rubbish at describing her. She's got a cheek.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) July 6, 2021
Who called them life ambitions and not own goals
— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 (@craiguito) July 7, 2021
fireman: dear god… your face
— scotty (@notnotscotty) July 7, 2021
me: i wasn’t in the building
Who called it 'make-up sex' rather than 'not going down without a fight'?
— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) July 9, 2021
Is this a blagger which I see before me? https://t.co/Sb1yyWAR3C
— Carl Maxim (@carlmaxim) July 3, 2021
Come back with a warrant pic.twitter.com/9dprexhUxP
— c a i t l i n (@hello__caitlin) July 4, 2021
Published: 9 Jul 2021