Tweets of the week

Tweets of the week

If there’s ever a scandal about me, *please* call it Elongate

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 25, 2021

Sometimes your cousin wakes up and shares the perfect Venn meme pic.twitter.com/d5I2RNqv0K

— Carrion Sam (@Caffeine_Sam) March 23, 2021

I bet the guy who had to bury Schrödinger was super stressed.

— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) March 24, 2021

Can't believe I just ran into the man who invented the globe.
Small world.

— Tony Cowards (@TonyCowards) March 26, 2021

I didn’t used to like the glue sniffers in the local park, but I started hanging out with them a bit and now we’ve really bonded.

— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) March 26, 2021

Whales would be pretty offended if they found out we listen to their conversations to help us fall asleep.

— Jake Lambert (@LittleLostLad) March 24, 2021

RIP boiling water. You will be mist.

— Stefosaurus Rex (@Karolina__kween) March 25, 2021

I nearly bought a log cabin on a frozen lake but it fell through at the last minute.

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) March 23, 2021

Here's a fun thing: Take your first name and then go fuck yourself.

— Eddie Pepitone (@eddiepepitone) March 24, 2021

Ha - I've just realised what an epiphany is!

— Milton Jones (@themiltonjones) March 26, 2021

Published: 26 Mar 2021