Tweets of the week

Tweets of the week

I wish somebody would do something about my lack of initiative.

— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) March 4, 2021

I describe my girlfriend as Amazonian, not because she's tall but because she ends up at my neighbour’s when I’m not home.

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) March 4, 2021

My grandfather was the mathematician in Scott's Antarctic mission. Horrible man, apparently. Very cold and calculating

— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) March 2, 2021

I once went out with a Sherpa, but I never even got to first base.

— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) March 4, 2021

It’s only a comedienne if it’s from the comedienne region of France. Otherwise it’s just a sparkling wit.

— Alice R Fraser (@aliterative) March 4, 2021

What a way to make a living. pic.twitter.com/vWQOuhYEze

— Differently Dave (@GoldenVision90) February 26, 2021

Published: 5 Mar 2021