'I’ve never done any sheep worrying...'
Tweets of the week
Tweets of the week
MAKE THE ENTIRE DESK OUT OF MOUSE PAD STUFF
— r. manchild 🌈 (@RobertManchild) July 30, 2020
instant noodles scooby-doo praying
— ꧁𝕸𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖒𝖔𝖎𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖊꧂ (@drivingmemadi) July 25, 2020
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ramen
Wanted to know the secret to my mum's roast potatoes so she asked me to get her dripping, but I didn't want the recipe that badly.
— WriterOfWrongs (@GrahamGoring) July 30, 2020
I’ve never done any sheep worrying, but I once made a lamb stew.
— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) July 31, 2020
Went to the Weight Watchers website earlier and it asked if I would accept cookies, which felt like a test.
— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) July 26, 2020
Imagine how peaceful it would be if all the people claiming they were silenced actually had been.
— Oonagh (@Okeating) July 24, 2020
Clique - the sound made by a French camera.
— Scott Hoad (@ScottHoad) July 30, 2020
Published: 31 Jul 2020
