The truth about Cookie Monster!
Tweets of the week
Tweets of the week
Limerick for #NationalLimerickDay
— Brian Bilston (@brian_bilston) May 12, 2020
There was a young harpist called Niamh,
Who would wear her heart on her sliamh.
But then she plucked Sean,
He played the French hean.
They married before New Year’s Iamh.
There’s no known cure for nits, but I’m sure if we all put our heads together...
— Phil Pagett (@Phil_Pagett) May 12, 2020
When the Archbishop of Canterbury told friends he wanted to be an Anglican bishop because he loved the hats it earned him the nickname ‘Mitres’ Welby.
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) March 19, 2020
This isn’t true, but might as well be.
So if I want to see my parents, they have to put their house up for sale and I go and view it.
— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 (@craiguito) May 13, 2020
Cookie Monster has forward facing eyes mounted high upon his head.
— Floofy Derpasaurus Rex, M.D. (@Doc_Wolverine) May 12, 2020
This suggests Cookie Monster is a submerged, ambush predator.
Just something to consider.
That’s unfortunate 😩 pic.twitter.com/WGIINcZRPT
— Mrs Lovetube (@MLovetube) May 13, 2020
What type of animal likes heavy metal?
— John Fidler (@johnfidler) May 14, 2020
Kerrangaroos.
And proof that not all the best tweets are wordplay!
Wonderful 😂
— Iain Robertson (@IainR0bertson) May 14, 2020
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Published: 15 May 2020
