Got reincarnated as a squid...
Tweets of the week
People used to call me an attention seeker, but LOOK AT ME NOW!
— George Rigden (@grigdencomedian) February 27, 2020
M. Night Shyamalan: I see dead people
— Michael 🌶 (@Home_Halfway) February 22, 2020
M. Night Confidantamalan: I'm going to introduce myself to these dead people
Wish all nightclubs were as honest as Japanese ones. pic.twitter.com/YUIgMKscYI
— Rachel Fairburn (@RachelFairburn) February 26, 2020
King Kong is really more of a figurehead, Prime Minister Kong handles most of the day-to-day governing
— blaine capatch (@blainecapatch) February 26, 2020
Went to that restaurant where you eat in the dark last night. It’s amazing, it really heightens your sense of how annoying other people’s conversations can be.
— Kiri Pr'chard-McLean (@kiripritchardmc) February 25, 2020
Got reincarnated as a squid - I'm up in arms
— Ayn Randy (@ItsAndyRyan) February 27, 2020
Don't tell him, Pike. https://t.co/sw0uHBr5fe
— Sam Whyte (@SamWhyte) February 27, 2020
Published: 28 Feb 2020