Tweets of the week

Tweets of the week

Best toilet graffiti...ever! pic.twitter.com/SLh2XC1J56

— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) December 26, 2019

Midge Ure's real first name is Matt. He changed it because he thought it sounded too cheesy.

— Ian Power (@IHPower) December 27, 2019

The existence of Tom Holland and Tom Hollander implies the existence of a Tom Hollandest.

— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) December 27, 2019

"Stormzy, Is there rice in the UK?"

Stormzy: "Definitely, 100%."

ITV news: "BREAKING: The UK is 100% rice."

— JAYR-AB 🇬🇾 (@S7HMIDT) December 22, 2019

Mad that when Boney M sang about Mary’s boy child no one said “sorry have you not heard the word ‘son’?”

— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) December 27, 2019

My girlfriend has insisted I take up boxing and call her Adrian. We’re going through a Rocky patch.

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) December 26, 2019

Published: 27 Dec 2019