Some idiot's using the treadmill wrong
Tweets of the week
“I’m gonna go to town on yo’ ass”
— Tony Cowards (@TonyCowards) July 10, 2019
Mary telling Joseph she’s off to the shops.
BANG! BANG!
— COMEDY PHIL (@philswales) July 12, 2019
"Who's there?"
"Mr Smith. I'm from the School of Hard Knocks."
I just saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the pringles holder on the treadmill
— Ismail (@MIKhanX) July 5, 2019
The patron saint of copying people into emails is Francis of a CC.
— Harry Baker (@harrybakerpoet) July 8, 2019
Published: 12 Jul 2019