Tweets of the week

Tweets of the week:

Never seen someone in a bobble hat nail escalator etiquette

— James Acaster (@JamesAcaster) February 9, 2019

"The name's Bond, Fasten, Stick, Bind, Fuse or Glue. James Bond, Fasten, Stick, Bind, Fuse or Glue." - Roget Moore

— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) February 12, 2019

Overheard on the 155 bus. ‘Is that old man behind us writing down what we’re saying?’

— Arthur Smith (@ArfurSmith) February 15, 2019

I got kicked out of Grammar Nazi club in college for taking a stand against all their homophonic jokes.

— 🇺🇸Frank Whitehouse 🇺🇸 (@WheelTod) February 15, 2019

Exclamation marks are the dick pics of literacy.

— Adam Bloom (@adambloomie2) February 15, 2019

pic.twitter.com/1zvURpIakI

— John (@JohnHug76199286) February 14, 2019

Published: 15 Feb 2019