'I'd describe my work rate as sterling...'
Tweets of the week
Tweets of the week
I'd describe my work rate as "sterling" as it frequently dips to unprecedented lows due to sheer incompetency.
— . (@cripesonfriday) June 13, 2017
People mock me when I say I'm astonished, astounded, flabbergasted, benumbed and confounded.
— d i v e r s i o n (@Diversion50) June 15, 2017
Can't say "I'm surprised".
"Play the man, not the ball"
— Christian Talbot (@TheTall_Bot) June 15, 2017
That's what Tom Hank's wife said to him when he got the script for Castaway.
A square MC equals no E.
— Literary Phil (@philswales) June 16, 2017
Published: 16 Jun 2017
