Russell Brand

Russell Brand

Date of birth: 04-06-1975

Born in Grays, Essex, to Barbara and Ron, Russell Brand was brought up by his mother. He made his theatrical debut aged 15 in a school production of Bugsy Malone, before going to the Italia Conti stage school and then the Drama Centre in Camden where, at night, he began performing stand-up.

He reached the final of the Hackney Empire New Act Of The Year competition in 2000, and soon after landed two MTV series, Dance Floor Chart and Select. However he became addicted to heroin, which affected his work and was fired after coming to work dressed as Osama Bin Laden immediately after the September 11, 2001 attacks.

In 2002, he fronted the provocative Re:Brand, on UK Play in which he masturbated a gay man and challenged his own father to a boxing match to settle old schools. That year he also appeared in theSteve Coogan vehicle Cruise of the Gods – though he was thrown off the set for bad behaviour and his agent, John Noel, forced him into rehab.

In summer 2004, Brand was given a second chance, hosting E4’s live Big Brother discussion series Efourum. The gamble paid of for Channel 4, and Brand was on the road to becoming an international star.

In October 2008, on a radio show with Jonathan Ross, Brand left filthy messages on the answerphone of Andrew Sachs, which caused huge controversy for the BBC.

And in 2023, an investigation by Channel 4's Dispatches and Times newspapers alleged Brand had sexually abused several women at the peak of his fame – claims the comedian has strongly denied.

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Now Russell Brand's selling 'magical amulets'

...and one comedy writer had the perfect response

comedyRussell Brand is flogging a ‘magical amulet’ that protects you from WiFi signals and other ‘evil energies’.

The former comedian, born-again Christian and right-wing commentator   recorded an advert for the gizmo, which sells for between £188 and £336. 

In the video he says: 'As you know airports are full of Wifi and all sorts of evil energies – think of all the phones out there, all of the signals,  corruptible and corrupting. Luckily I wear this magical amulet from Aires Tech that keeps me safe from all the various signals out there.’

@airestech Russell Brand called it a 'Magic Amulet'... should we officially rename the Lifetune Flex? ????✨ What do you think?  #LifetuneFlex #MagicAmulet #RussellBrand ♬ Powerful songs like action movie music - Tansa

But given the allegations of sexual abuse that have been levelled at Brand – but strongly denied by the star – comedy writer Tom Jamieson had the last word by tweeting: ‘Does it protect you from the police?’

The ‘passive device’ Brand is hawking  is actually called the Lifetine One ands supposedly protects carriers from ‘environmental electromagnetic frequencies’.

The maker, Aires Technology say their devices ‘uses special resonators to transform EMF into a form compatible with living organisms, mitigating its potential negative effects with a unique combination of fractal geometry, semiconductor physics, and principles of diffraction and interference’.

WiFi signals are very low power - typically 0.1W – and review of all scientific research into the dangers of electromagnetic fields in 2022 found that ‘the only evidence-based biological effects of exposure [in a frequency range] which includes mobile phones, mobile phone base stations, and Wi-Fi networks – are thermal effects. However, the health risks associated with temperature rise are virtually null with normal Wi-Fi use, and even with the use of a mobile phone next to the head.’

And the report, published in the journal Archive Of Industrial Hygiene And Toxicology  said claims of non-thermal effects ‘remain dubious and unconfirmed’.

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Published: 15 Oct 2024

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