Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 22 Nov 2025
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 28 Nov 2025
Venue: Leicester The Y Theatre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 29 Nov 2025
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: £23.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 30 Nov 2025
Venue: Colchester Arts Centre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Finlay Christie, JoJo Sutherland, Phil Dinsdale
Date: Sat 26 Apr 2025
Venue: Windsor Fuzzy Bear
Price: £16
Carl Hutchinson: Today Years Old
Date: Sat 26 Apr 2025
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: £17.50
Garrett Millerick, Maff Brown, Steve Bugeja
Date: Sat 26 Apr 2025
Venue: Oxford Glee Club
Price: £19 (£12 concs)
Paddy Young: A Night with the Stars
Date: Sat 26 Apr 2025
Venue: Moth Club
Price: £16.83
Huge Davies: Album For My Ancestors (Dead)
Date: Sat 26 Apr 2025
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Mark Steel: The Leopard In My House
Date: Sat 26 Apr 2025
Venue: Stamford Corn Exchange
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Marcus Brigstocke: Vitruvian Mango
Date: Sat 26 Apr 2025
Venue: Pocklington Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 26 Apr 2025
Venue: Leeds City Varieties
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 26 Apr 2025
Venue: Nottingham Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sat 26 Apr 2025
Venue: Southampton The Attic
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Carl Hutchinson, Pete Otway, Ray Bradshaw
Date: Sat 26 Apr 2025
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: £25 (£21 concs)
Plus: Jackie Fabulous
Date: Sat 26 Apr 2025
Venue: Reading Hexagon
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Comedy Club 4 Kids
Date: Sat 26 Apr 2025
Venue: OSO Arts Centre
Price: From £15 to £17
Also for adults who enjoy a swear-free hour. Plus: Dov Citron, Shelf
Show starts: 14:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Comedy Club 4 Kids
Date: Sat 26 Apr 2025
Venue: Bedford Quarry Theatre
Price: From £8.50 to £10.50
Comics: Mitch Benn, Ted Hill
Also for adults who enjoy a swear-free hour. Plus: Tom Veryzer
Show starts: 14:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alistair Barrie, Nina Gilligan
Date: Sat 26 Apr 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: £18 to £24
Plus: Joe Mcternan. Two shows: 4pm and 8pm
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kane Brown: Don't Listen To Me
Date: Sat 26 Apr 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £18.50 to £33.50
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 26 Apr 2025
Venue: Bloomsbury Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 26 Apr 2025
Venue: Bath Jesters
Price: £12
Show starts: 17:40 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 26 Apr 2025
Venue: Aylesbury Level One
Price: £12
Plus: Richard Spalding, Ed Kear
Show starts: 18:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 26 Apr 2025
Venue: Camden Comedy Club
Price: £8.50
Show starts: 18:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Allyson June Smith, Hal Cruttenden, Ian Coppinger, Omar Badawy, Peter Flanagan
Date: Sat 26 Apr 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: £24
Two shows: 6.30pm and 9.55pm
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gareth Waugh, John Robertson, Roger Monkhouse, Ryan Cullen
Date: Sat 26 Apr 2025
Venue: Nottingham Metronome
Price: £10 to £16
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 26 Apr 2025
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Shamik Chakrabarti: Despite Appearances
Date: Sat 26 Apr 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £14
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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