What are men for? Most heavy things can be lifted by machines and most problems can be solved by computers and most puddles can be crossed without us gallantly draping our capes over them - so are we fellas of any use at all?
Da Vinci’s Vitruvian Man is the image of the ideal male form. Marcus’ Vitruvian Mango is the same, but sweeter, softer, seasonally available and, when ripe, delicately perfumed.
Upcoming Dates
Date: Sun 23 Feb 2025
Venue: Leicester The Y Theatre
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Date: Sat 1 Mar 2025
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
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Date: Sun 2 Mar 2025
Venue: Bristol Old Vic
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Date: Fri 7 Mar 2025
Venue: Winchester Theatre Royal
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Date: Sat 8 Mar 2025
Venue: Landmark Arts Centre
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Date: Sat 5 Apr 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
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Date: Sun 6 Apr 2025
Venue: Faversham Alexander Centre
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Date: Tue 8 Apr 2025
Venue: Newbury Corn Exchange
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Date: Thu 10 Apr 2025
Venue: Maidstone Hazlitt Theatre
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Date: Fri 11 Apr 2025
Venue: Hertford Beam
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Date: Sat 12 Apr 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
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Date: Tue 15 Apr 2025
Venue: Oxford Playhouse
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Date: Thu 24 Apr 2025
Venue: Tewkesbury Roses Theatre
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Date: Fri 25 Apr 2025
Venue: Nottingham Arts Theatre
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Date: Sat 26 Apr 2025
Venue: Pocklington Arts Centre
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Date: Fri 9 May 2025
Venue: Lincoln New Theatre Royal
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Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Bridport Electric Palace
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Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Tiverton Community Arts Theatre
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Date: Sun 18 May 2025
Venue: Guildford Yvonne Arnaud Theatre
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Date: Fri 30 May 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
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Date: Sat 31 May 2025
Venue: Ludlow Assembly Rooms
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Date: Wed 4 Jun 2025
Venue: Launceston Town Hall
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Date: Thu 5 Jun 2025
Venue: Paignton Palace Theatre
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Date: Fri 6 Jun 2025
Venue: St Austell Keay Theatre
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Date: Sat 7 Jun 2025
Venue: Plymouth Quad Theatre
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Date: Tue 17 Jun 2025
Venue: Norwich Playhouse
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Date: Wed 18 Jun 2025
Venue: Norwich Playhouse
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Date: Fri 20 Jun 2025
Venue: Cambridge Junction
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Date: Sun 20 Jul 2025
Venue: Tring Dembe Theatre
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