Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hot Water\'s Comedy For Kids
Date: Sun 15 Dec 2024
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £8.00
Comics: Adam Rowe, Danny McLoughlin
Show starts: 14:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Laffs 4 Kids
Date: Sun 15 Dec 2024
Venue: Newcastle Utilita Arena
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 18:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 15 Dec 2024
Venue: Arts Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 18:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Leicester Square Theatre New Comedian of the Year Final 2024
Date: Sun 15 Dec 2024
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 15 Dec 2024
Venue: Birmingham O2 Institute
Price: £16.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
New Act Night
Date: Sun 15 Dec 2024
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Free
Comics: Danny McLoughlin, Eshaan Akbar, Freddy Quinne, Rachel Fairburn
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kane Brown: Don't Listen To Me
Date: Sun 15 Dec 2024
Venue: Bush Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
A Christmas Carol-Ish… by Mr. Swallow
Date: Sun 15 Dec 2024
Venue: @sohoplace
Price: £31 to £94
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 15 Dec 2024
Venue: Taunton Wellsprings Leisure Centre
Price: £33.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 15 Dec 2024
Venue: Northampton Royal & Derngate
Price: £17
Screaming Blue Murder Comedy Club, taking place in the Fimhouse. Plus: Bas Rahman
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Darren Harriott, Esther Manito, Marlon Davis
Date: Sun 15 Dec 2024
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £29.00
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Comedy Roast!
Date: Sun 15 Dec 2024
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Free
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Open Mic Night
Date: Mon 16 Dec 2024
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Free
Plus: Kyle Legacy
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nina Conti: Whose Face Is It Anyway?
Date: Mon 16 Dec 2024
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: £25.50 to £42.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
A Christmas Carol-Ish… by Mr. Swallow
Date: Mon 16 Dec 2024
Venue: @sohoplace
Price: £31 to £94
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 16 Dec 2024
Venue: Arts Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tim Key: Chrimbo Bimbo
Date: Mon 16 Dec 2024
Venue: Wilton's Music Hall
Price: From £7.50 to £24
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Diane Spencer, Kevin Shepherd, Windsor
Date: Mon 16 Dec 2024
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £10.00
Christmas Screaming Blue Murder Comedy Club
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Julia Masli: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Date: Mon 16 Dec 2024
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £15
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mark Simmons: Quip Off The Mark
Date: Mon 16 Dec 2024
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £17
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
William Thompson: Scumbag Millionaire
Date: Tue 17 Dec 2024
Venue: The Bill Murray
Price: £10
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 17 Dec 2024
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Only Fools And Horses The Musical
Date: Tue 17 Dec 2024
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: £54 to £120
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ivo Graham, Jamali Maddix, Josh Pugh, Sara Pascoe, Steen Raskopoulos
Date: Tue 17 Dec 2024
Venue: Lincoln Engine Shed
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 17 Dec 2024
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tim Key: Chrimbo Bimbo
Date: Tue 17 Dec 2024
Venue: Wilton's Music Hall
Price: From £7.50 to £24
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
A Christmas Carol-Ish… by Mr. Swallow
Date: Tue 17 Dec 2024
Venue: @sohoplace
Price: £31 to £94
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nick Helm’s Christmas F*ck Fest 9
Date: Tue 17 Dec 2024
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £18.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Larry Dean, Nathan Caton, Sara Barron
Date: Tue 17 Dec 2024
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £27.50
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Julia Masli: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Date: Tue 17 Dec 2024
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £15
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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