Josie Long: Now Is the Time of Monsters

Josie Long: Now Is the Time of Monsters

Show type: Tour

Starring: Josie Long

'In these troubled times, in this wicked world, it can feel like apocalypse is everywhere but did you know 11,000 years ago there were some really big armadillos? I’m talking about as big as a car. Really big. And they were vegetarian so don’t even worry about them.'

'Also my daughter has a hamster and I’m not saying distract yourself from everything, but I’m saying he’s also part of everything.'

Josie is back with a new show about discovery, wonder, extinction and how to walk through a landscape of monstrous disaster. There is also a good tip about silt, guaranteed.



Upcoming Dates

Date: Sat 6 Sep 2025
Venue: Mull Theatre
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Date: Thu 11 Sep 2025
Venue: Glasgow Stand
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Date: Fri 12 Sep 2025
Venue: Aberdeen Lemon Tree
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Date: Sat 13 Sep 2025
Venue: Stirling Tolbooth
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Date: Thu 18 Sep 2025
Venue: Dublin Sugar Club
Price: €25.00
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Date: Tue 23 Sep 2025
Venue: Bath Komedia
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Date: Sat 27 Sep 2025
Venue: Norwich Playhouse
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Date: Sat 4 Oct 2025
Venue: Lancaster The Dukes
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Date: Fri 10 Oct 2025
Venue: Leeds City Varieties
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Date: Sun 12 Oct 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
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Date: Wed 22 Oct 2025
Venue: Cambridge Junction
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Date: Thu 23 Oct 2025
Venue: Brighton Dome
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Date: Wed 29 Oct 2025
Venue: Margate Where Else?
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Date: Thu 30 Oct 2025
Venue: Oxford Playhouse
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Date: Sun 16 Nov 2025
Venue: Bristol Old Vic
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Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Venue: Coventry The Tin
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Date: Wed 26 Nov 2025
Venue: Sheffield The Leadmill
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Date: Sat 29 Nov 2025
Venue: Leicester The Y Theatre
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Date: Sun 30 Nov 2025
Venue: York The Crescent
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Date: Thu 4 Dec 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
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Date: Fri 5 Dec 2025
Venue: Glasgow Oran Mor
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