Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Alex Mitchell: Tics Towards Puffection
Date: Thu 8 May 2025
Venue: Maidstone Hazlitt Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 8 May 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 8 May 2025
Venue: Southampton The Attic
Price: £17.60
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kane Brown: Don't Listen To Me
Date: Thu 8 May 2025
Venue: Oxford North Wall Arts Centre
Price: £18.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 9 May 2025
Venue: St Albans Maltings Arts Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Kane Brown: Don't Listen To Me
Date: Fri 9 May 2025
Venue: Northampton Royal & Derngate
Price: £17.50 to £32.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 9 May 2025
Venue: Southampton The Attic
Price: £17.60
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lou Sanders: No Kissing in the Bingo Hall
Date: Fri 9 May 2025
Venue: Bridport Electric Palace
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Chloe Petts: How You See Me, How You Don't
Date: Fri 9 May 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 9 May 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 10 May 2025
Venue: Farnham Maltings
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Destination: Old Hag
Date: Sat 10 May 2025
Venue: Brighton Rotunda Cafe Bar
Price: From £9.00 to £12.00
A tale of life backstage told by witches, with music, in (possibly) the world's first situation-operatic-comedy. With Bridget Hardy, Penny Rossano, Samantha Houston
Show starts: 14:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Julian Clary: A Fistful Of Clary
Date: Sat 10 May 2025
Venue: High Wycombe Swan
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 10 May 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Richard Herring: Can I Have My Ball Back?
Date: Sat 10 May 2025
Venue: Northampton Royal & Derngate
Price: £23.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lou Sanders: No Kissing in the Bingo Hall
Date: Sat 10 May 2025
Venue: Portsmouth New Theatre Royal
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kane Brown: Don't Listen To Me
Date: Sat 10 May 2025
Venue: Stevenage Gordon Craig Theatre and Concert Hall
Price: £18.50 to £33.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gyles Brandreth Can't Stop Talking!
Date: Sun 11 May 2025
Venue: Winchester Theatre Royal
Price: £39.00
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 11 May 2025
Venue: Milton Keynes Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mark Steel: The Leopard In My House
Date: Sun 11 May 2025
Venue: Guildford Yvonne Arnaud Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 12 May 2025
Venue: Milton Keynes Theatre
Price: £60.00 to £100.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nish Kumar: Nish, Don’t Kill My Vibe
Date: Mon 12 May 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: £21
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nish Kumar: Nish, Don’t Kill My Vibe
Date: Tue 13 May 2025
Venue: Southampton Mayflower
Price: £24.25
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Margate Where Else?
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Fareham Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Richard Herring: Can I Have My Ball Back?
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Stevenage Gordon Craig Theatre and Concert Hall
Price: £23.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Benji Waterhouse: You Don't Have to Be Mad to Work Here
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Hove The Old Market
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Book tour
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Assembly Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rhod Gilbert & The Giant Grapefruit
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Basingstoke Anvil
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Southampton Mast Mayflower Studios
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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