Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £18
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Sat 14 Jun 2025
Venue: New Milton Forest Arts Centre
Price: £18
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Sat 21 Jun 2025
Venue: Corsham Pound Arts Centre
Price: £18
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 18 Sep 2025
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: £23.40
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 21 Sep 2025
Venue: Winchester Arc
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 2 Oct 2025
Venue: Andover The Lights
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 4 Oct 2025
Venue: New Milton Forest Arts Centre
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 9 Oct 2025
Venue: Northampton Royal & Derngate
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 10 Oct 2025
Venue: Luton Hat Factory
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 11 Oct 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Wed 15 Oct 2025
Venue: Maidstone Hazlitt Theatre
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 14 Nov 2025
Venue: Basingstoke Haymarket
Price: £24
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 15 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 16 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 22 Nov 2025
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Darius Davies, Fiona Allen, Scott Bennett
Date: Sat 19 Apr 2025
Venue: Windsor Fuzzy Bear
Price: £16
Date: Sat 19 Apr 2025
Venue: Oxford Glee Club
Price: £19 (£12 concs)
Plus more comedians
John Shuttleworth: Raise The Oof
Date: Sat 19 Apr 2025
Venue: Louth Riverhead Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Huge Davies: Album For My Ancestors (Dead)
Date: Sat 19 Apr 2025
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Darius Davies, Fiona Allen, Scott Bennett
Date: Sat 19 Apr 2025
Venue: Aylesbury Level One
Price: £12
Show starts: 18:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 19 Apr 2025
Venue: Brighton Dome
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Extra Topping Comedy Showcase
Date: Sat 19 Apr 2025
Venue: Brighton Yellow Book Bar
Price: £8.00
Comedy that isn't stand-up: sketch, improv, character, musical, puppetry and parody, hosted by Leslie Bloom.
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 19 Apr 2025
Venue: Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
Price: £20.75
Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club.
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 19 Apr 2025
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: £19.50
Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ignacio Lopez: Señor Self-Destruct
Date: Sat 19 Apr 2025
Venue: Southampton The Attic
Price: £19.80
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ali Woods, Keith Farnan, Kyrah Gray, Russell Hicks
Date: Sat 19 Apr 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: £20 to £25
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ignacio Lopez: Señor Self-Destruct
Date: Sun 20 Apr 2025
Venue: Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Gyles Brandreth Can't Stop Talking!
Date: Sun 20 Apr 2025
Venue: Woking New Victoria Theatre
Price: £33.75
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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