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01/09/2023 … Posts of the week Who called it 'negging' and not 'fanny by gaslight'? — Andrew O’Neill ☉ (@destructo9000) August 28, 2023 You…
01/09/2023 … Posts of the week Who called it 'negging' and not 'fanny by gaslight'? — Andrew O’Neill ☉ (@destructo9000) August 28, 2023 You…
30/08/2023 … Dim-witted Trump supporters have confused comedy character President Obonjo with the genuine president of an African nation.
26/08/2023 … Tweets of the week Today in Edinburgh has been like that Crowded House song "Four Seasons in One Day", by which I mean: shit.
24/08/2023 … Jim Moir, also known as comedian Vic Reeves, surprised fans yesterday by sketching tourists and locals on Brighton Pier.
18/08/2023 … Tweets of the week Dear football, don’t come home.
17/08/2023 … Omid Djalili has revealed he was shot at in his student days, in what he suggested was a racist attack.
11/08/2023 … Tweets of the week Today I walked past one of those I speak your weight building sites.
11/08/2023 … The Edinburgh branch of YO! Sushi has rigged up its conveyor belt to respond to laughter.
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