Tweets of the week

Tweets of the week

Today in Edinburgh has been like that Crowded House song "Four Seasons in One Day", by which I mean: shit.

— Friz @ EdFringe (@FrizFrizzle) August 25, 2023

I’ve taken a vowel of silenc

— Moose Allain  (@MooseAllain) August 25, 2023

Antiques Roadshow just rejected my priceless vase because apparently it’s just two people kissing

— Glenn Moore (@TheNewsAtGlenn) August 25, 2023

In an attempt to write new material, I borrowed some comedy books from the library. Time and again they give the same advice - "write about what you know." As a result, I now have a lot of jokes about borrowing books from the library.

— Sean Patrick (@seanptellsjokes) August 22, 2023

hey password requirements, every character is special to me

— Celya AB (@abcelya) August 25, 2023

My optometrist told me my eyesight would be perfect for the rest of my life. My pessimetrist wasn't so sure

— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) August 24, 2023

The conspiracy theory about the moon being made of cheese was started by the hallouminati.

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) August 23, 2023

Old MacDonald had a theramin,
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— Sitting on the Doc of the Hackenbush (@DocHackenbush) August 22, 2023

Published: 26 Aug 2023