Tweets of the week

Tweets of the week

Today I walked past one of those I speak your weight building sites.

— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) August 10, 2023

William Shatner has discontinued his line of lingerie.

Apparently Shatner panties wasn’t the best choice for a name.

— mariana Z (@mariana057) August 4, 2023

The definition of madness is repeatedly explaining to people that Einstein didn't come up with that definition of madness.

— Al Murray - DKMS.ORG.UK (@almurray) August 11, 2023

Your amateur lion tamer name is your regular name prefixed by "the late". #WorldLionDay

— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) August 10, 2023

The worst thing about being a depressive with an Oedipus complex is sometimes I just wish I was dad.

— William Stone (@itswilliamstone) August 7, 2023

Me, seeing someone wearing Nirvana shirt: Name three of the noble eightfold path!

— Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred) August 7, 2023

To continue the train analogy, they’re usually not even de-platformed, let alone cancelled. https://t.co/B3haz9lm4n

— Thamina Eff (@Thamina_F) August 9, 2023

Like the lunchbox you stored spag bol in, once, four years ago. pic.twitter.com/5kj9wZQ776

— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) August 8, 2023

182 Beavers?! Wrong furry creature! I want ‘Mink 182’ pic.twitter.com/l9onXQv8xb

— Greg Jenner (@greg_jenner) August 10, 2023

Published: 11 Aug 2023