Tweets of the week

Tweets and other posts of the week

Used my Tesco Clubcard to scrape the ice off my windscreen this morning.

Managed to get 10% off.

— Pearly (@pearlylondon) January 20, 2023

Sister Sledge’s last European tour was a disaster. They were lost in Munich. Caught in Étrappe

— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) January 13, 2023

When I found out the amusement park was taking photos of me on their rides without my permission I was fluming.

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) January 17, 2023

Please let the next Greggs vegan product be called a Cornish Pastiche

— Craig Deeley (@craiguito) January 16, 2023

I’m reading a book about levitation. I just can’t put it down.

— Ian Power (@IHPower) January 14, 2023

"Describe yourself In five words"

It
Is
A
Reflexive
Pronoun

— Jason (@NickMotown) January 13, 2023

Mystery Shoppers are on strike. Or are they ;)

— Josh Pugh (@JoshPughComic) January 14, 2023

This is how to write "HELLO" in Mandarin. pic.twitter.com/EKCyU1HAUT

— jim rose circus (@jimrosecircus1) January 19, 2023

Anyone who thinks the Covid vaccine is going to alter their DNA should probably welcome the opportunity.

— DeificDragon (@DeificDragon) January 14, 2023

Published: 20 Jan 2023