Comedian, star and writer-creator of BBC’s critically acclaimed Spent, Michelle De Swarte is back on the road.

After the main event's highs and lows, Michelle wonders what to do after the party. She's heading to the afters for some brutally honest oversharing about life before social media, trying to scrape the barrel of youth, how to know when too much filler is too much, breaking down the cost difference of "party powder" to powdered greens, whether tarot card readers replace actual therapy and when is a good time to pregame perimenopause. Michelle is here to share all the fu@k ups, so you don't have to.

Upcoming Dates

Date: Wed 15 Oct 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters

Date: Mon 20 Oct 2025
Venue: Glasgow Stand
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Tue 21 Oct 2025
Venue: Edinburgh Stand
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Thu 13 Nov 2025
Venue: Leeds Glee Club
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

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Date: Thu 20 Nov 2025
Venue: Bath Rondo Theatre
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Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Venue: Brighton Dome
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Date: Tue 9 Dec 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

Date: Fri 13 Mar 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
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Date: Fri 29 May 2026
Venue: Hackney Empire
Price: £25.55
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)

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