Tweets of the week

Tweets of the week

Paul McCartney is a great advert for vegetarianism, look at him, 80! John Lennon never embraced it and he didn’t live half as long. Makes you think

— Alexandra Haddow (@MissAHaddow) June 25, 2022

i love that bands still pretend to leave before their encore. like peekaboo for adults

— oatmeal influencer (@acechhh) June 26, 2022

Just threw a ghost boomerang. That’s gonna come back to haunt me.

— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) June 29, 2022

This is the angriest post I’ve seen on Twitter in a long time. pic.twitter.com/JLmxWcVgkm

— Amy Hermes (@amyhermes) June 29, 2022

Tubes of tennis balls should have serving suggestions on the side.

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) June 28, 2022

I find it depressing that Kirstie Allsop swallowed an Air Pod and yet their noise cancellation didn’t kick in at all.

— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) June 28, 2022

The cost of living crisis is really starting to hit my fart joke business. I used to have three people working for me but I've just let one go.

— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) June 30, 2022

When your dog printer starts running out of ink. pic.twitter.com/kjBn5MxsOc

— Paul (@bingowings14) July 1, 2022

"Make it so-so."
- Capt. Jean-lukewarm Picard.

— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) June 30, 2022

Published: 1 Jul 2022