© Intuitivmedia/Pixabay Empathy for the bakers
15/04/2022 … Tweets of the week "Thank you for ringing Brian Blessed's phone, I'm afraid it's currently experiencing high call volumes.
2022 Punching Up
Fri 15 April 2022
© Intuitivmedia/Pixabay Mon 11 April 2022
I'm Sorry I Haven't Apocalypse...
Clue will be played in case of nuclear war
11/04/2022 … In the event of nuclear war, the last thing you hear may be a chorus of swanee whistle and kazoo.
© BBC John Bishop's a useless docker...
Comic bought a yacht, but couldn't sail it
11/04/2022 … John Bishop has revealed once bought a 27ft yacht – but had to ditch it because he couldn’t sail it properly.
Fri 08 April 2022
© Pixabay Why are they called shower heads?
08/04/2022 … Tweets of the week They call it a shower head but they should call it a shower mouth because all it does is puke water on me — He Called Me Greenhorn…
Tue 05 April 2022
Seann Walsh: I was offered £250,000 to do porn
Comic reveals the consequences of THAT kiss
05/04/2022 … Seann Walsh has claimed he was offered £250,000 to star in a porn film after hitting the headlines for snogging Katya Jones while filming Strictly Come Dancing.
© C4/Fable 'It's never sexy after an egg sandwich'
Hullraisers star Taj Atwal on the bedroom scenes in the new sitcom
05/04/2022 … Line Of Duty actor Taj Atwal may play a woman who enjoys a lively sex life in Lucy Beaumont’s new sitcom Hullraisers – but there was nothing erotic…
Fri 01 April 2022
© Laura Chouette/Unsplash The true meaning of April Fools' Day
01/04/2022 … Tweets of the week April 1st is the day when we remember how much easier it is to tell a lie than it is to write a joke.
© Hat Trick Productions Have I Got News For You jokes about war in Ukraine
Tough news agenda as panel show returns
01/04/2022 … Have I Got News For You returns to screens tonight – with war in Ukraine the far-from-funny top item on the agenda.