Tweets of the week

Tweets of the week

I bet someone has got a Spotify playlist called 'Indie & Variant'

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) May 18, 2021

Arresting Bitch Face pic.twitter.com/zpzKVORB6P

— Pete Redfern (@fatpete_86) May 21, 2021

They're not quite as bubbly, wholesome and fun when you realise the S in S Club 7 stood for 'Seal'.

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) May 21, 2021

My Uncle was found dead in a vat of Tippex. The Police say there’s no suspicious circumstances but I’m beginning to suspect a cover-up.

— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) May 20, 2021

"Listen old man, I’m gonna ask you one more time: did you or did you not put a soup bowl on my wife’s head?" pic.twitter.com/ELA0NmvG2V

— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) May 14, 2021

BREAKING NEWS:

A student has stolen the dunce cap from his school.

Moron hat story later.

— Daniel Edison (@DanEdisonComedy) May 17, 2021

I’m what’s known in the entertainment world as a "triple threat" - I can dance, I can act, and I will fucking stab you.

— Sean Patrick (@seanptellsjokes) May 14, 2021

I'm sorry, I know someone worked very hard on this. I thought that after two years my feelings would fade, but the Slack logo is four ducks all sniffing each other's butts and I'm tired of pretending it's not. pic.twitter.com/ui0Nf40flv

— Kelly Snyder (@KelOfKells) May 20, 2021

Published: 21 May 2021