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Lucy Porter announces No Regrets! tour

Spoiler: she she has some regrets!

Lucy Porter has announced a new tour, all about her ‘hundreds’ of regrets.

The show, which kicks off in September, covers disastrous dates, professional calamities, ruined friendships and parenting fails – and ponders how her life would have turned out if she’d acted differently.

And she also looks at more collective regrets, citing not sticking to the work-life balance we strove for during lockdown, not realising that clapping for the NHS wouldn’t be enough to save it, allowing people we thought were quite fun on TV to become politicians.

But she says it’s not all negative: if you regret something, you can use it to change your ways: see the thing you regret as your rock bottom, and let it spur you on to become a better person.

Porter’s No Regrets! tour will run for 46 nights, until April 2025.

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Published: 14 Feb 2024