Easter cold open sketch

For its Easter edition, Saturday Night Live opened with Donald Trump flogging his $60 Bible.

The former president really has started selling the holy book which includes not only the Constitution and the Pledge of Allegiance.

But James Austin Johnson’s version gushed: ‘As you know, I love Bible It’s my favourite book. I’ve definitely read it. My favourite part is probably the ending.

‘I’m not doing this for the money," SNL‘s Trump insists: ‘I’m doing this for the glory of God, and for pandering, and mostly for money.’

Published: 31 Mar 2024