Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Simon Amstell: I Love It Here
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Arches London Bridge
Price: £25.85 to £29.16
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Wolverhampton Grand Theatre
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Getting Triggy With It: Matt Parker Does the Maths
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Shrewsbury Theatre Severn
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Leicester De Montfort Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Showstopper! The Improvised Musical
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Bury St Edmunds Theatre Royal
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Patrick Monahan: The Good, the Pat and the Ugly
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Bristol Alma Theatre
Price: £14
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jordan Gray: Is That a C*ck in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Here to Kill Me?
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Stockport Plaza Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Bridgwater McMillan Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Alexandra Palace Theatre
Price: £38.25
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lewis Garnham
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £8 to £10
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:40 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew Lawrence: So Right It's Wrong
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Southampton The Attic
Price: £19.80
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Kearns: Tilting at Windmills
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Maidenhead Norden Farm Centre For The Arts
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Birds
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: The Birds
Price: £12.00
Comics: Bella Hull, Ben Van Der Velde, Dinesh Nathan
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: London Palladium
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Daliso Chaponda: Topical Storm
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Shoreham by Sea Ropetackle Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dan Evans, Eric Rushton, Josh Pugh, Colin Owens
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Southampton Papillon
Price: From £19.5 to £22.5
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Barry Dodds, Danny Deegan, Josh Jones, Zoe Lyons
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: £18 to £21
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Hull City Hall
Price: £18
Plus: Mike Carter, Anth Young, Jed Salisbury. Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Redditch Palace Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Matt Stellingwerf, Samantha Day
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Bedworth Civic Hall
Price: From £13.00 to £15.00
Funhouse Comedy Club. Plus Trevor Bickles
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Aldershot West End Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hot Water’s Green Room Podcast Live
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £15.00
Comics: Jamie Hutchinson, Tony Carroll
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Stevenage Gordon Craig Theatre and Concert Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kate Berlant: Live!
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre Walthamstow
Price: From £24
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Michael Odewale, Sikisa, Tiff Stevenson
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £20.00
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £17
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ratbag
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £8 to £10
Work in progress
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 13 Feb 2026
Venue: Leicester Phoenix
Price: £10 (£8 concs)
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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