Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Count Arthur Strong Is Charles Dickens In A Christmas Carol
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Bloomsbury Theatre
Price: £27.50
Show starts: 20:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
99 Club
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £29.00
Comics: Hal Cruttenden, Janine Harouni, Michael Odewale
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joseph Morpurgo: Soothing Sounds for Baby
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andy Askins, Bethany Black, Carey Marx, Matt Bragg, Mick Ferry
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 13 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: £21 to £25
Show starts: 21:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Sheffield The Foundry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
The Sunday Service
Aurie Styla's Christmas Crack-Up
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Comics: Andrew Mensah, Aurie Styla, Kane Brown, Travis Jay
Plus: DJ JC
Hot Water Comedy For Kids
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Free
Show starts: 13:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: The Bill Murray
Price: £9.50
Work in progress
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Older & Wider Live At Christmas
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
101 Rules for a Better World (By Comedians)
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Queer Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Big Smoke Variety Show
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Phoenix Artist Club
Price: £19.04 to £24.64
Live podcast recording
Show starts: 16:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 17:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Danny McLoughlin, Hayley Ellis, Matt Richardson, Phil Chapman
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £15.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sh!t-Faced Showtime: A Pissed-mas Carol
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jake Lambert, Kerry Godliman, Kyrah Gray, Romesh Ranganathan
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Brighton Theatre Royal
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Comedy Crackers
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Trowbridge The Civic
Price: £21
Plus: Eva Bindeman
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Elliot Steel, Larry Dean, Spring Day
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: O'Neill's Wardour Street
Price: £`27.50
99 Club
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Count Arthur Strong Is Charles Dickens In A Christmas Carol
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Bloomsbury Theatre
Price: £27.50
Show starts: 20:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Harriet Dyer: Easily Distra...
Date: Sun 14 Dec 2025
Venue: Newcastle Stand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Lyric Theatre Hammersmith
Price: £10 to £25
Plus more comedians
The Monday Club
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Museum Of Comedy
Price: From £3 to £4
Comics: Andrea Hubert, Catie Wilkins, Tony Dunn
New material night. Plus: Lj Da Funk, Maple Zuo, Nicole Harris, Neil O'rourke, Ginnia Cheng, Toby Williams, Hannah Whyte, Jacob Edwards, Daniel Tizon
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Danny McLoughlin, Hayley Ellis, Justin Moorhouse, Matt Richardson
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: From £15.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Prashasti Singh: Divine Feminine
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £14
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 15 Dec 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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