Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 24 Apr 2025
Venue: Manchester Albert Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 24 Apr 2025
Venue: Norwich Epic Studios
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 24 Apr 2025
Venue: Manchester O2 Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 24 Apr 2025
Venue: Maidstone Hazlitt Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Ignacio Lopez: Señor Self-Destruct
Date: Thu 24 Apr 2025
Venue: Oxford Glee Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 24 Apr 2025
Venue: Colchester Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Andy Robinson, Carl Hutchinson
Date: Thu 24 Apr 2025
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: £14.50 (£7.50 concs)
Plus: Jackie Fabulous
Carl Hutchinson, Pete Otway, Ray Bradshaw
Date: Thu 24 Apr 2025
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: £25 (£21 concs)
Plus: Jackie Fabulous
Marcus Brigstocke: Vitruvian Mango
Date: Thu 24 Apr 2025
Venue: Tewkesbury Roses Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 24 Apr 2025
Venue: Shoreham by Sea Ropetackle Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 24 Apr 2025
Venue: Colchester Mercury Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Kiell Smith-Bynoe and Friends: Kool Story Bro
Date: Thu 24 Apr 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 24 Apr 2025
Venue: Canterbury Marlowe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 24 Apr 2025
Venue: Norwich Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 24 Apr 2025
Venue: CLF Art Lounge
Price: From £10.00 to £12.50
Plus Chris Read, Ibs Sesay, Martina O’Sullivan, Chipo, MC Sion James
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Blackout
Date: Thu 24 Apr 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £7.60 to £11.99
New act challenge with MC Abigoliah Schamaun
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Grace Kuhlenschmidt: Lesbian and Straight Guy Night
Date: Thu 24 Apr 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £28
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 24 Apr 2025
Venue: Noel Coward Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 24 Apr 2025
Venue: Canal Cafe Theatre
Price: £17.75 (£16.25 concs)
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Richard Herring: Can I Have My Ball Back?
Date: Thu 24 Apr 2025
Venue: Chelmsford Theatre
Price: £23.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lou Sanders: No Kissing in the Bingo Hall
Date: Thu 24 Apr 2025
Venue: Plymouth Quad Theatre
Price: £25.20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nabil Abdulrashid: Urban Battuta
Date: Thu 24 Apr 2025
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hoopla Impro
Date: Thu 24 Apr 2025
Venue: The Miller
Price: From £7 to £10
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 24 Apr 2025
Venue: Sheffield City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Harry Hill: New Bits & Greatest Hits
Date: Thu 24 Apr 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Assembly Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 24 Apr 2025
Venue: Menier Chocolate Factory
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 24 Apr 2025
Venue: Bristol Beacon
Price: £20.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray The Pub Landlord: Guv Island
Date: Thu 24 Apr 2025
Venue: Weymouth Pavilion
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Get-Up, Stand-Up Heat
Date: Thu 24 Apr 2025
Venue: The Coach House
Price: £3 to £5
Competition for new comedians
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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