Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Break:Out
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Brighton Yellow Book Bar
Price: £7.00
Work in progress of a dark, personal queer comedy
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Eshaan Akbar: I Can’t Get No Satisfakshaan
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Leeds The Wardrobe
Price: £20.35
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Alnwick Playhouse
Price: £35.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Dish Fest
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Libra Theatre Cafe
Price: £6.50
Improv show with guest comedian Harriet Kemsley. Plus: Bonnie
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jenny Eclair: Jokes Jokes Jokes Live!
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Chester Storyhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Harry Hill: New Bits & Greatest Hits
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Stamford Corn Exchange
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Wyndham's Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Get-Up, Stand-Up Heat
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: The Coach House
Price: £3 to £5
Competition for new comedians
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Roller Ghoster!
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Ilkley Kings Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Leicester De Montfort Hall
Price: £35.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Phil Walker: Happy Bunny
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Rickmansworth Watersmeet Theatre
Price: £17.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Salisbury Playhouse
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hoopla Impro
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: The Miller
Price: From £7 to £10
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Amy Mason
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £9
Show starts: 19:40 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Paddy McGuinness: Nearly There
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Bath Forum
Price: £31.35 to £82.50
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Southwell The Final Whistle
Price: £16.00
Funhouse Comedy Club. Plus: Sean Heydon, Ant Dewson
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Farsley The Old Woollen
Price: £15.90
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lou Sanders: No Kissing in the Bingo Hall
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Sheffield City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Finlay Christie, Jeff Innocent, Pete Gionis
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: The Crowndale
Price: From £10.00 to £16.00
Comedy Carnival. Plus Ramsey Smith
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Southampton The Attic
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Croydon Fairfield Halls
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alistair Williams, Thomas Green
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Sutton-in-Ashfield Diamond
Price: £10.00
Plus: Ben Turner
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Geoff Norcott: Work in Progress
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Dorking Halls
Price: £15.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ivo Graham, Keith Farnan, Lateef Lovejoy, Peter Brush
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Hertford Corn Exchange
Price: £18.70
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Barry Dodds, David Eagle, Dominic Woodward
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Sheffield The Lescar
Price: £11
The Last Laugh Comedy Club.
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
David Whitney, Finlay Christie, Matt Hollins
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Backyard Comedy Club
Price: £7.50 to £10
Plus: Louis George
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Darlington Forum Music Centre
Price: £12
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andrew Ryan, Celya AB, Glenn Wool, Ian Stone, Slim
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Yeovil Westlands
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Funmbi Omotayo, Hayley Ellis, Matt Richardson
Date: Thu 13 Mar 2025
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: £16 (£12 concs)
Plus: Sophie Garrad,Ajay Rose
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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