Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Jordan Gray: Is That a C*ck in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Here to Kill Me?
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Garrick Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Assembly Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Daliso Chaponda: Topical Storm
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Leek Foxlowe Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Aylesbury Waterside Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Justin Moorhouse: The Greatest Performance of My Life
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Hexham Queens Hall Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Farsley The Old Woollen
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Wolverhampton Grand Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Northampton Picturedrome
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The United Colours of Comedy
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Backyard Comedy Club
Price: £10 to £20
Comics: Jack Hester, Victor Daniels
Plus: Raj Poojara, Christopher Savage
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Dan Antopolski, Katie Green, Nabil Abdulrashid
Date: Sun 8 Feb 2026
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £13.00
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Simon Evans: Staring at the Sun
Date: Mon 9 Feb 2026
Venue: Norwich Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Mon 9 Feb 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £15
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alex Mason: How to Lose a Guy in 45 Minutes
Date: Mon 9 Feb 2026
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £8
Show starts: 19:40 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alex Mason
Date: Mon 9 Feb 2026
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £8 to £10
Work in progress
Show starts: 19:40 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Beat the Frog
Date: Mon 9 Feb 2026
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: £5 to £8
New act challenge with pro MC Hayley Ellis
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jester Jesters
Date: Mon 9 Feb 2026
Venue: The Betsey Trotwood
Price: £3 minimum donation
Comics: Spring Day, Jonathan Hearn
Plus: Daniel Tizon, Dan James, Candace Bryan, Alexander Oliver, Connor Yeates, Maria Achilleos, Sammer Elzubaidi, Aliza Bartfield, Neil Benson, Chris Timoney
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
2 Muslim 2 Furious 3: Sharia? I Hardly Know Her!
Date: Mon 9 Feb 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £17
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sahib Singh
Date: Mon 9 Feb 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £23
New York comedian
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Josh Sharp: Ta-Da!
Date: Mon 9 Feb 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £19
Show starts: 21:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 10 Feb 2026
Venue: Margate Where Else?
Price: £20.66
Work in progress
Date: Tue 10 Feb 2026
Venue: Leicester Little Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Tue 10 Feb 2026
Venue: The Tommyfield
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Work in progress
Simon Evans: Staring at the Sun
Date: Tue 10 Feb 2026
Venue: Norwich Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Tue 10 Feb 2026
Venue: Camden Comedy Club
Price: £5
Plus: Eddy Hare. Work in progress
Show starts: 18:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 10 Feb 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £15
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 10 Feb 2026
Venue: Alexandra Palace Theatre
Price: £38.25
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Beer Mat Flipping And Pub Games Championship
Date: Tue 10 Feb 2026
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £12
Comics: Sikisa, Stuart Laws
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 10 Feb 2026
Venue: Lancaster Grand Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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